Sample content: The owner can edit or replace this post. Here are a few quick puns to get the laughs started.
- I told my computer I needed a break, and now it will not stop sending me KitKat ads.
- I am reading a book about anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
- I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
- I am afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
- I would tell you a construction pun, but I am still working on it.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I am not a fan of the new restaurant on the moon. It has no atmosphere.
- I wanted to be a professional tennis player, but I did not have the racket for it.